“Wassup everybody? here is our latest lab creation. it’s a new killer virus targeting 5 to 90 year olds. it’s been given the name PFMPBI1 also known as the PIGEON FLU. It’s scheduled to arrive to the digital world on December 1st via Soundcloud but since you are on our high-risk VIP promo list we decided to infect you first.
P.S. no vaccine has been created to stop this massive infection”