Richie Beretta – Zombie Prom Night
Richie Beretta is a dj/producer from New York who recently mailed us my favorite feel good song of the moment. I’m lucky I haven’t got any exams like many of you do but I’m making my thesis as we speak and this song, or tomorrow’s deadline, really gave me some more motivation.
If you are one of the lucky guys who doesn’t have to study, I advise you to read this slightly cliché story about a nerd Zombie who is going to prom:
If Zombies had the privilege of going to High School this would be their Prom theme song. Imagine if you will: It is 1997 and Stanley the quiet polite zombie is asking Daisy the hot popular zombie to the prom. And Daisy, that scornful bitch, she declines because she’s going to the prom with Lumbar Jones the quarter back of the football team, the Howard Beach Brain Eaters.
Fastforward to Prom night, and our hero, Stanely, is alone at the table in his aqaumarine tuxedo his mother bought for him at a second hand store. He sees Daisy disappear from the dancefloor with Lumbar Jones out into the parking lot and his heart sinks. Meanwhile in the parking lot Lumbar Jones is being a bit too forceful with Daisy – and Daisy tries to explain to Lumbar that even though she shakes her ass on the dancefloor like a huge zombie whore and wears overly revealing clothes to Home Ec. that she’s waiting for marriage to have sex. Lumbar Jones says “come on baby it’s prom” Just then Daisy realizes that Lumbar is only interested in her rad Zombie bod and that she passed up the man of her dreams, sweet sweet Stanley. Just then she rushes back into Russo’s on the Zombie Bay and shouts “Stanely!” Stanley looks up in disbelief as Daisy rushes over and says “wanna get outta here?” They hop in the limo and go to Sound Factory for the after prom party and eat a bunch of humans.
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